Here's some I collected from various places...

[Snake55Wildcat]Herrick take off my cloths or I'll kill u
[Snake55Wildscat]Mmmmake me.

Mandy, Lecher Of Linnell: Go heater vent
jellobreal: The HEATER VENT feels reassured about himself, and goes on to live its dream. He wins the Super Bowl. What do you do?

jellobreal: You open the Bible, and you realize it's not a Bible at all. There's a FLASK in the fake Bible with "DRINK ME" engraved in it. What do you do?
Mandy, Lecher Of Linnell: Drink!
Mandy, Lecher Of Linnell: And quote Drink!
jellobreal: Hoping it will be like Alice in Wonderland and you will shrink, you drink. While thinking about how great the town is, you choke on something. You take the obstruction out of your throat, and notice a WATCH labeled "Time Control." The dials read "SPEED UP," "SLOW DOWN," and "DON'T DO ANYTHING." What do you do?
Mandy, Lecher Of Linnell: Leave the f*cking room
jellobreal: You leave the room. The GAME leaves to take a bathroom break. You wait there until it returns.
jellobreal: The GAME returns. You wonder why the game you're playing doesn't have a name.

(3:52 PM) Simon Flavelle:Haha
WAaaaiiiit
Khalua's a pedophile? XP
(3:52 PM) AppleG5:LOLL
(3:52 PM) Simon Flavelle:LOOK OUT LITTLE BOY
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
(3:52 PM) AppleG5:ROFL!

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O_____O pedophile? wtf lol

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mwhahaha

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In which AppleG5 is creeped out, and toes are in our potatoes.

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So at work I almost have nothing to do so when you have nothing to do at work that is roductive you start doing stupid things.

Like today when I contacted Dell support without even owning a Dell.


10:14:26 AMSystem You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
10:14:26 AMSystem Connected with RTS Melanie M
10:14:39 AMYou Hello?
10:14:45 AMRTS Melanie MThank you for patiently waiting, you have contacted Dell Hardware Warranty Chat Support. My name is Melanie and I will be assisting you today. In order for me to help you, can you provide details about the issue you're having?
10:15:25 AMYou well my PC isn't turning on
10:15:37 AMYou i'm using my old dell right onw
10:16:46 AMRTS Melanie M I apologize you are having this issue with your system, but I will be glad to assist you with this.
10:17:01 AMYou OK what should I do?
10:17:15 AMRTS Melanie M Danny, have you chatted with Dell about this issue before?
10:17:43 AMYou No but I did have a few times with alienware.
10:19:15 AMRTS Melanie MWhen did this issue begin?
10:19:55 AMYou Well the last time I used it was friday night when I went to turn it off.
10:22:36 AMRTS Melanie MTo ensure we are working with the correct system, are you chatting about the *Inspiron 6400* listed on your account?
10:24:51 AMYou No I'm calling on my *Area 51* from alienware
10:26:06 AMRTS Melanie MIs the system with the issue an Inspiron 6400?
10:28:12 AMYou No alienware gave me a pin ID and told me to chat with an online tech from Dell since your one company now.
10:29:47 AMRTS Melanie M Would you please verify what type of system you have alienware installed on?
10:31:34 AMYou www.alienware.com
10:31:55 AMYou Thats were I got my computer.
10:32:58 AMRTS Melanie M May I have the service tag and the express service code?
10:34:25 AMYou US280
10:36:48 AMRTS Melanie MMay I have you r express service code?
10:39:49 AMRTS Melanie MPlease give me 2-3 minutes while I look up some other information on this issue.
10:41:29 AMRTS Melanie MThank you for holding, Danny.
10:43:20 AMRTS Melanie MUnfortunately, we do not support Alienware at this time. You will have to refer back to alienware for technical support.
10:45:50 AMRTS Melanie MIs there anything else I can help you with?
10:48:01 AMRTS Melanie MI am not receiving any response from you. If you require further assistance with this case, please open another live chat session. Thank you for using Dell Hardware Warranty Chat Support. Have a great day!
10:48:11 AMSystemRTS Melanie M has left this session!
10:48:11 AMSystemThe session has ended!

@above: LOL, interesting...
@khalua: also interesting...

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OMG!!!! osxdude's signature changed! [quadhundreddruple n00b typing is now on] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (osxdude is still crying) [quadhundreddruple n00b typin is now off] I know it's not common it's just.......Khaula's being mean to me!!!!! (osxdude will cry until Khaula says sorry) I lol'd OMGOMGOMGOmg